a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
This is everything.
I think you all know how I feel about prank channels, but if not, here’s the lowdown:
- I think most of them are garbage. I don’t think people deserve to be harassed for your entertainment.
- I think the only ones that are worth watching are the ones that are family’s/lovers playing tricks on one another.
- Sam Pepper is trash.
I made this video with the lovely schmoyoho a few months back about a prank that basically ruins a girl’s life. It is much more lighthearted than the most recent allegations, but I think it proves the point, and thus: I re-released it. Feel free to reblog if you enjoyed it.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. sometimes i am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP